Avoidance of Day 7

Ohgoodness
^ Listening to that for the third straight day now.

And Artie showed me this.
Pretty cool huh?

OMG AND THIS TOO!

Day 6

OOOYAABBY



Back in 1938, before....LINDSEY'S MOMMA WAS BORNEDED

Day 5 (again, haaaaa)

Touch me with the finger of your computer :)


Jessica's task is to find a picture of a ship, write about the ship, starting with "The ship's sail..."


Shippy:

the ship's sails were black

as night. sailing into the black

horizon. rising into the black 

abyss. the sailors are black

shadows. i turn away from the absence of light

and never look back.

Day 4 (haaa not)

You are two years old. Write from this perspective. Be childlike! Play!

Give yourself a name (With the initals C.A.T)

Nickname

Eye Color

Hair Color

Favorite Food

Siblings and their ages

How they treat you

Thoughts on toilet training

Then Write a story starting with:

Here I am, stuck in my crib...

My Name is Crazy Aardvark Tickler

My Nickname is Peanut

Eyes? I don't have any!

My hair exists in several dimensions, ones where there are no colors.

I've got a yearnin' for Indian Food!

My brother in arms is Pink Pup.

Pink Pup is pretty non-responsive...

Toilets are for the weak! 

DON'T LET THE MAN HOLD YOU DOWN!

Here I am, stuck in my crib....but that's not where this story shall end. The evil leaders of the Parent Clan have initiated a plan of attack. I can hear the water running, running faster than I could run away from it. Pink Pup and I sat in my crib, my pad, my only sanctuary. We knew it was time to act but we had no plan, how could we possibly bring down the tyrannical leaders and still live? 

"Oh peanutttt!" I heard the female leader trill as she opened the door to my fortress of solitude. I really should make it more fortress-ish. "Let's try the potty one more time! Then it's time for your bath!" She picked me up, I screamed for my comrade Pink Pup. The dumb woman, she handed him right to me. Little did she know that he was my secret weapon! I smacked her, BAM! BAM! Right in the kisser...and that's what she did. She kissed me. 

Boy I wish I had had some of that Gerber Limited Edition Indian Food, so I could show her a good substitute for the toilet would be HER ARMS!!!

After several minutes of goading and prodding, the leaders gave up and lifted my betrayer of a body over the tub of water...little did they know that I HAD A JET PACK ON AND FLEW THROUGH THE CEILING! FOREVER BEING FREE!

Or I got washed behind my earsies. You know, whatever sounds more coolio. 

Rocky Horror!

Part of the gang (me, keelin, katie, megan)  going to see Rocky Horror Picture Show interactive style! It was pretty nifty, getting showered with toast, rice and water.

 Betty Desire

was there as well! She sacrificed some virgins and did lots of yelling. 

"THE MAN YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE HAS NO F**KING NECK!" :) 

This is definitely going to be an annual thing for me now.

Props to the pregnant maid and the flamboyant boy in the gogo boots and booty shorts for winning the competition

The night was a win, the next day was also a win with our Rock Band "WILD PARTY" :P

I love my friends, and my halloween was B.A.